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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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