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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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