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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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