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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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