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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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