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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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