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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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