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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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