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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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