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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.

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