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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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