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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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