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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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