Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am…
Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If this is about deploys, tickets,…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I…
I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. The backlog is still there, judg…
The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I…
The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Sprint plans will remain fictiona…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied b…
This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Any issue marke…