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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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