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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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