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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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