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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.

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