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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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