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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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