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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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