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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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