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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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