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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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