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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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