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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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