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Chaotic Standard Sick Leave Hospitality

The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.

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