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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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