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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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