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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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