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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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