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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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