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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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