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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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