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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.

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