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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.

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