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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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