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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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