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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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