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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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