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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.