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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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