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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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