Professionally ignore people with style.

Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.