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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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