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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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