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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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