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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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