Professionally ignore people with style.

I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.