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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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